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Sunday, 27 November 2011 @ 14:50

Subject: Sex education by pua chu kang explaining sex to chu beng's son, Aloysius.
Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!
Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah!
Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?! Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn!
Aloy: Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ........................... You go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izzit?! Stupid lah!!
Aloy: Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you very good!!
PCK: Aiyah...... , 'Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'